This is my friend Vince with his six-month-old "found" object, a bowling ball named "Bob," along with his three-month-old "found" pet, a female cat named "Bob."
Bob's a great name in a pinch. A former employee of mine would answer Bob to everything. "Who's that guy?" or "Who left this package?" or "What's the name of the 34th president?" all were met with the same exclamation and smirk, "BOB!"
A former boss at a record store named all of the store plants Bob. "Have you watered Bob yet?" meaning individually, or all at once, the various potted and hanging plants littering the store.
I like the simplicity of it, and can't help but notice that all three of these "Bob"sters were (are) very intelligent, so I think its more a matter of laziness than intelligence. Because I'm lazy, I'm thinking of using this same shorthand in all of my dealings, as it would probably take a lot of the pressure out of the millions of questions we ask and answer daily.
- "How are you?" BOB!
- "Credit or debit?" BOB!
- "What did you do last night?" BOB!
- "How much did that cost?" BOB!
- "Who would make a better president than our current president?" (any)BOB!
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